The best women are a little crazy.

1..2..3..4.. I declare a thumb war.. 5..6...7..8 I use this hand to masturbate.

Distance...Its just a test of how far love can travel.

There's always a wild side to an innocent face

I never call women who like to sleep around sluts

I just call them

sometimes you just have to lay back
and enjoy the ride

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry

I want to feel you…..
I NEED to feel you…

You & me, we about to get into that hard play

The sight of your back arching
Hands gripping at sheets
Head turned toward the mirror
watching with eyes wide open.

I'm here to snake your drain and flush your pipes.

"Dude she just said fuck you!" ..... "Hell ya! Ask that bitch when!"

This WANT is crazy….
but this NEED is insane

#FF special ladies @lynne_caban @lemay666 @cloelola22 @pretty_grn_eyes @redheadedtart @sarcasilicious @dlvsud @ambaliscioud @staygoldengurl

Your gonna have that body the rest of your life

I just want it for one night

I can't be fixed....I've been broken far to long

While creating wives, God promised men that obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.


And then He made the earth round

Nothing like waking up with a beautiful lady in my arms, to bad she had 4 legs and a hairy body lol

driven by sexual thoughts of you

Our bodies sweating, crashing together…