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10 years ago we had david lynch, john waters + david byrne and still do which is why enhanced interrogation is still legal your honor
Masonic Youth #conspiracybands
a butt wig, a.k.a. a "poupée"
shoot a person to death with a gun. was it me? if not repeat it until it is
i have decided to combine the gendered terms "guys" and "gals" into the gender neutral term "gays". can't wait to try it out.
<Shadow Government Meeting> Obama: Gentlemen, the riot is going exactly as planned. Osama Bin Laden: Yes, also I am alive #londonriots
The ghastly form upon my kitchen counter swoops and stands
Hideous countenance summoned from far off lands
Quoth the heron, 'pots and pans'
bioshock infinite will i like you??
☑i looked up these checkbox character using google
*drinks from false and true grail simultaneously* *becomes grotesque contortion of endlessly rotting+refreshing flesh* *dances charleston*
ppl alwys mad abt MALE PRIVILEGE bt what abt EXCLUSIVELY FEMALE PRIVILEGE of summoning gnarled creatures from loamy soil to build stonehenge
wikipedia is down... WITH THE CLOWN *pic of obese man in makeup envelops your display as hot delicious faygo pours from your speakers*
i am a girl. every time i have sex there is a nonzero chance that my body bloats up and a miniature human erupts from my most sensitive hole
did you know meat is a vegetable. its true. ask this doctor. since the doctor is made of meat he is a vegetable and won't reply.
Hi one ticket for Horny Masturbation. whoa brain fart lol i meant The Hobbit, where i will be making Horny Masturbation. u have a spare cup?
GOOGLE SEARCH -> WHAT IS THE BIGGEST INSECT -> OH NO THATS TOO BIG -> WHAT IS THE MOST MEDIUM SIZED INSECT -> SWEET BABY RAY'S ECONOMY SIZE
remember remember bugs are legal tender
The defendant has been found guilty of "Never seeing a big dog trying to nap while a small dog wants to play". The execution is at dawn.
the fact that my twitter has not been flooded with people parroting portal 2 jokes serves as evidence i am following the Correct People
submitted for the approval of the midnight society *tosses magic dirt on fire* the story of Cindy Totally Smooched Me + Told Me Not To Tell