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I was going to observe #NationalPhysicsDay today but then I realized if I do, it will change the thing being observed.
Getting RTed by @greatdismal always feels like I opened the front door drunk & wearing underpants on my head and found a camera crew there.
.@moe29 @greatdismal What, you guys DON'T have a Time Hole that makes your life disappear? It's called Twitter.
A few too many politicians celebrating Charles Dickens' birthday by trying to recreate a world he would recognize.
I don't get why people wear these skimpy tight outfits to go clubbing. It seems like it would be too cold & the seals would see you coming.
.@technoplastique @instructables I read Instructables comments to remind myself the world isn't doomed, after reading YouTube comments.
I know the best people. Some dork put "proficient gamer" on resume for non-gaming job. So they made him play Battletoads in the interview.
@fashpo @greatdismal Oh my God, William Gibson is the dad from Calvin & Hobbes? It all makes sense now.
@sagdec15 @minouchatte I don't want a woman president who represents women. I want a president, man or woman, who isn't an insane moron.
All job titles should sound like a Japanese videogame. It's not the accounting dept, losers, it's Strikeforce Gold Supercount Team.
Why can't I hug my horse in #Skyrim he is a good horse and I often feel sad about accidentally making him run away. :(
This is some good shit right here. Fat girl to smoking hot, by lifting heavy things. http://t.co/N3eqKycq
Great info from @wired for anyone who does not want to fall into hot lava and die. http://t.co/Ci6vYlrp
The worst part about following @realtimewwii is that I find myself in suspense waiting to hear how it all ends, and then I feel dumb.
Sadly, I find the Skyrim Classifieds both topical and hilarious. http://t.co/YaEVt5Fg
It's almost October, also known as "Forget there is any other sort of #cancer except the one where we get to mention BOOBS!" month.
When Google turns 100% evil, I will remember today's doodle & say "Okay, you get ONE free pass, because of THAT." #FreddieMercury
I make things, do stuff, go places, and write about it. May include sarcasm, bad words, comics, videogames, heavy metal, weightlifting, robots & science. Goon.