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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Gift @cpinck Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    I wonder if there's a number between one and ten that's thinking about me too.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Life would be easier if Kleenex just made shirt sleeves.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    The difference between people who toss cigarette butts out of cars and monkeys who fling poo escapes me at the moment.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Fact: Your sub is worth a lot more if the sandwich artist dies after making it.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Motels 1 through 5 must’ve been real dumps.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    I’m bringin’ sexy back. To the store.

    The assembly instructions were too confusing.

    • 251
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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.

    • 240
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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    If it was called playing “stupid fucking moron” instead of “devil’s advocate,” meetings would be a lot shorter.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    I’ve gotten pretty good at holding the corporate ladder steady while people climb it.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Replaced my bathroom mirror with a flat screen TV and I look fantastic this morning. I’m also a pirate!

    • 214
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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    My son read a stop sign and asked what a 3-way was. My wife explained without me giggling once.

    Guess those shock collars really do work.

    • 212
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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    The worst thing about being a poster child is probably the fear of thumbtacks.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Wife: “Working out again? You have a girlfriend or something?”
    Me: “Why, what’ve you heard?”

    She laughed so hard I’m sleeping on the couch.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    My sweatpants say “I’m sorry” across the ass. It’s the least I could do.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    My wife wants a minivan, but I threatened to withhold sex if she gets one.

    Anyway, it’s Salsa Red Pearl and handles like a dream!

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Pro Tip: Don’t draw little hearts around her name on the restraining order.

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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    I’ve never met this ‘Asshole’ person, but I must look a lot like him.

    • 196
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  • cpinck
      Chris Pinckney @cpinck

    Wife dragged me to a cooking class last night. I'm beyond clueless. When chef pointed out the whips & beaters, I shouted my safe word.

    • 200
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