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What if Dennis Nedry built the Jurassic Park computer environment using Agile methodology? pic.twitter.com/q8FSDZmhHa
Remember, you never would have had to switch from MySQL to MariaDB if Monty hadn't sold MySQL for cash. http://www.zdnet.com/oracle-who-fedora-and-opensuse-will-replace-mysql-with-mariadb-7000010640/ …
Amazing how a 20oz soft drink is considered small nowadays when it was large 15 years ago. Stay fat, America.
If the Linux open source community is so great, why didn't they invent ZFS and Dtrace on their own? http://t.co/mOVYnX8I
Remember, on your 1st day at a new job, be sure to criticize all past IT decisions made by other employees. They'll appreciate the input.
So #Instagram is down, and I've already walked past at least seven interesting doors, gates, and fire hydrants. It just isn't fair.
PHP's function definitions are unstable. Their developers aren't much better. https://t.co/qfHH6VbH (via @jayfallon)
Local police depts started their motorcycle/horse patrol units this week; satisfying most peoples daily requirement of homoerotic imagery.
I love how Cloud Storage providers brag that they solved the incredibly difficult problem of sending a file from Person A to Person B.
@jayfallon Stroker Ace was a fluff movie, but it had great acting from both Loni Anderson and Jin Neighbors.
I would like to think I'm an accepting person, but I don't want this Kyle dude anywhere near my truck. http://t.co/7igMtzgt
Whenever someone says they went with a NoSQL design, I wonder if they just are just admitting they never planned out their data model.
Server and storage guru, specializing in virtualization, Unix, coding, data centers, and web/application scaling. For the weekends, I crave adventure.
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