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I told the whole bar I have to poop and nobody bought me drinks. Hmph.
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theduty
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After that live hardcore screamo band tonight, Rage Against the Machine sounds like Yanni. And is welcome.
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This restaurant charged me 2.25 for my sons milk. From now on, I'm just bringing a gallon with me everywhere I go.
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Thank God no one's here. Says my naked left boob that hangs down and give the couch some skin. And reaches for a Cheeto.
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Deleting tweets from last night. Jk! I'm a comedic [drunk] genius [idiot]. That's twitter gold right there!
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I walked around all night having lengthy conversations on a fake banana. I DONT NEED FRIENDS!
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As Im trying to sleep I set up my mechanical hand so my dog can get scratched wherever he wants. Been fingering his butthole for 10 min now.
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Dog massages are the best.
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I'm so sorry. That was the beaded necklaces talking. Definitely not me.
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Tymethieftheduty
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Omg and DMX!!! Yall gonna make me act a fool.
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nonahs
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I'm trying to make these french fries last by putting them in my lip like suff. I'm so high right now.
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You guys have no idea how much I love Snoop Dogg right now.
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God. Drunk friends are so much better than sober friends.
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8 hours strong and I'm still not Paul Stanley drunk.
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thedutyGreeblemonkey
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Totally played the banana harmonica during karaoke.
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beersuds
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Did you guys know that you have a mouth on both sides of your mouth? I have a bbq chip beard.
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BeDRooMbLuE
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Of course, I poop in the stall that doesn't flush.
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"Graffiti-ing a bathroom."
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Why yes, yes it is. http://tweetphoto.com/14739110
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Yay! My favorite co-worker is here! The one with a lighter! I don't know her name.
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