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”and it was like crazy super black guy weed” -Twitterless Alex on smoking with her black co-workers
Why am I still on the internet? I hate the internet.
Heeeey Friday, I'm Ashlee and I need a drink (and friends, uh-oh).
And no, that's not the same as ”act like a lady, think like a man”. Not at all. So, go away if you think it is.
omg my family is feeding my hair color addiction omg i love my family
got a jarb to fund my career. whuuuuut.
Can I go back to being creative now?
Pregnancy Update: I just placed an online Chili's to-go order for chips and salsa while in the parking lot of Chili's.
Pull up at the craft store blasting ”Goodies” by Ciara, so these old ladies know I keep it real.
In desperate need of real friends in real life and a babymoon (minus the significant other).