According to @ghibli_music, my name is Alisha Keys and I'm apart of a New Orleans bounce crew.

”and it was like crazy super black guy weed” -Twitterless Alex on smoking with her black co-workers

@norkuy Are you pissing whiskey?! Did you OD on weed!? I mean, it was bound to happen sooner or later....

@ghibli_music except we are all legal and I'm pregnant so basically its going to be 100x better!

Why am I still on the internet? I hate the internet.

Heeeey Friday, I'm Ashlee and I need a drink (and friends, uh-oh).

So excited I could puke. My lovechild, arts + crafts, is alive. http://t.co/p2KHJxlw

@norkuy @alexsothrowed ew, the both of you.

And no, that's not the same as ”act like a lady, think like a man”. Not at all. So, go away if you think it is.

”YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF ME ON TWITTER!” - @lovealig

omg my family is feeding my hair color addiction omg i love my family

got a jarb to fund my career. whuuuuut.

@norkuy hold on, phoning a friend rn

Totes lovin' @ghibli_music right now and forever. http://t.co/mUstr0em

Can I go back to being creative now?

@norkuy liar

Pregnancy Update: I just placed an online Chili's to-go order for chips and salsa while in the parking lot of Chili's.

Pull up at the craft store blasting ”Goodies” by Ciara, so these old ladies know I keep it real.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Sondre Lerche (31), The Shins (30) & No Doubt (15) #MusicMonday  http://bit.ly/HgbJlD 

In desperate need of real friends in real life and a babymoon (minus the significant other).