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"won't you ride my white whore.." #AlternateLyrics #MrCrowley
It's KISS. You drive us wild and we'll drive you crazy... #metalmania
Functional alcoholic is just a nice way to say, "my partner/friend/family member is a drunk and I'm making excuses for them."
Doctors are worried because I almost died giving birth to my 4th child, and now I'm having twins, but God has a plan. #mommymessageboards
Did you see that? She lets her son play with dolls. What kind of parent does that? #mommymessageboards
Can you believe she lets her 10 y/o walk a block to school all by herself, what kind of mother does that? #mommymessageboards
I'm having a scheduled c-section because my tight vagina is my gift to my husband. #mommymessageboards
My baby usually poops 4 times a day, but I fed him bananas and he pooped 5 times today. I think he might be allergic. #mommymessageboards
I feel like I'm stifling his creativity if I tell him he can't color on the walls. #mommymessageboards
She loves Mozart but cries every time I play Beethoven for her. #mommymessageboards
My triplets, Braden, Jayden, and Hayden could read when they were 14 months old. Do you think they might be gifted? #mommymessageboards
#mommymessageboards "Junior went pee and poop in the toilet two times today. I'm so proud of my big guy."
Slayer on the juke box!!! \m/
You know what's not fun? Eating lunch in a break room full of Texans watching Fox news discuss Perry and Bachmann.
Not wearing green today. If you pinch me, I'll kick your fucking ass.