#FF @doctor_ass @dirtyputa @therealsomebody @solaar @jdcrowely @pheco @slingbrush @celestialbeard @nadiarttwo @leducviolet @ruterger

All the world's deities must HATE amputees. Never answered EVEN ONE of their prayers. EVER #tcot #religion #catholic #christian

If the "unborn" knew what kind of world they'd be entering, they'd abort themselves. #abortion #prolife #prochoice #religion #suicide

@mydxmproblem I forget, what's the emoticon for 'please fuck me hard'?

Imagine what the conversation was like Sunday night: "What program will we be interrupting?" "Uh, Celebrity Apprentice." *HUGE SMILE* #tcot

@papajohnsplzza LOL @vmc54 & @radiant_raven are married. He's finished eating dinner, now he can go get drunk & beat the shit out of her

@momus1978 's bio: "The law is not whatever a judge says it is; it's whatever Jay Batman says it is!" <- Remember to tell the cops that :)

#FF @arrest_that_ass @therealsomebody @stumblebee @theworstman @shoegays @oxyconservative @thebahamen @pinochet @sympu @kolbassist

I questioned @commonpatriot intelligence and he totally lost his shit. Up to 11 responses now. #tcot #wreckingcrew #crybabies are #insecure

My fantasies about @couldbeme7 now include visions of 2 babies suckling her breasts simultaneously while she types. #sofuckinghot #coffee

@karlrove Liz Warren. REALLY, Karl? R_E_A_L_L_Y? Extreme is a bit much especially coming from you *ehem* BTW, how's satan? #tcot

Santa Margherita, I fucking love U *chugs whole glass* Not supposed to do that w/ pinot grigio but I'm rebelling/rubbing up against the man

#FF @djdxtreme @coreycw @mizchamberlain @rap_dot_com @magnetist @maestrodmb @oxyteabagger @sweatbird @methadonna

#FF @nadiart2 @abigbagofkeys @zackoak @countpunchula @greatgrey @argzombies @mobute @brostrophedon @dubsteppenwolf @slingbrush @protoglyph

Verizon wireless takes your customer care concerns seriously, unless you name is george

@momus1978 A Libertarian, who blogs about police brutality, legally changes his name to batman. Is there anything sadder & more pathetic?

#FF @celestialbeard @homero_simpsone @mexicanfaggot @genderconstruct @dongbag_darrell @dropkickpikachu @obamagician @jitka19 @pheco

#FF @brostrophedon @dubsteppenwolf @slingbrush @ponchopeligroso @protoglyph @daveyrobson @toylitpaper @wood_thrush @jawbroken @sonichu1

@indigocat Oh @goferet is a wanker alright. If an actual picture of jack the ripper existed he'd have used that as his avatar. Violent perv

#FF @edzitron @jitka19 @arrest_that_ass @pheco @toasterrodeo @stumblebee @shoegays @oxyconservative @doctor__ass @pinochet @kolbassist