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Drinkable Arrangements (put this in the idea bank)
Asian 4-year-old on train reading a book way to go stereotypes says the white guy with a briefcase listening to Huey Lewis on his iPhone.
Sometimes you're a pog, sometimes you're a slammer.
Can't decide whether guy sitting next to me at appellate division is an attorney or homeless.
Our children will ask us what "googling" is. And we'll tell them to Bing it.
"Oh, those are the older ducks." —my dad, who can apparently identify the age of ducks
"I'll ask jeeves that." -- Someone in an alternate universe.