RT @baratunde: Clinton takes Paul Ryan out to the yard, rubs his nose in shit, smacks him with newspaper #dnc2012

Kevin Durant donates $1 million to the Red Cross to help with Oklahoma disaster relief  http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kevin-durant-donates-1-million-red-cross-help-170823221.html … #ClassAct

Atlanta: Most redneck city in the USA?  http://shar.es/Z0rVZ  via @atlantamagazine #yeehaw #yall

@judems This sounds familiar :) I'm a Skeptic, But I Think Manifesting Might Be Working For Me  http://pulse.me/s/kbVJj  via @xojanedotcom

Easing Brain Fatigue With a Walk in the Park  http://nyti.ms/Xba2zT  Translated for dog owners, that's a w-a-l-k in the p-a-r-k.

Canine foot warmer + NYT + too much coffee +/- 5 snowflakes = ideal winter Sunday pic.twitter.com/OD7D90S45C

"Clearly, either Neil Diamond or all of UB40 was asleep at the wheel on that one" MT @kidfreeliving: Red Wine Blasphemy  http://tinyurl.com/cekqzd9 

"don’t always be the first to hand over a mix tape." THIS, OH GOD, THIS. / RT @pamelaribon: Things I’d Tell the Teen Me http://t.co/W4FL3nAD

That ship has sailed. / RT @theweek: Paula Deen: "When you hear my name, I don't want you to think of 'butter.'" http://t.co/jbHM2jPr

RT @advicetowriters: The writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads. THEODORE GEISEL/DR. SEUSS

RT @disalmanac: The recession ended in June 2009. Since then, our economy has been in a state experts call "f•cked." / http://bit.ly/dbZx2D