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I'll make out with you in the handicapped stall in this bar bathroom, I don't give a fuck.
I haven't even had a drink yet, but someone should probably come take my keys anyway.
"I have Redi-Wip, we can do whip-its." -best friend
"Holy shit YEAAHHH!" -me
"Dude I was kidding. We aren't 14." -bf
"Oh. Right. :(" -me
it's 2pm, so that means it's time to sit on the porch with a bottle of Jameson so I can yell at the neighbor kids when they get off the bus.
@calluptome how did you know we're having sex?! are you peeping? please, join in ;) @screaminzeman
Today's T. I can't even think of anything witty. I just love this shirt, and him. http://instagram.com/p/Zs07xpmTrb/
just heard some gunshots and screaming from up the street but I'm sure it's nothing serious.