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Arrived home and there were a couple of lesbians going at it in the stairwell. It's true. I witnessed the whole shebang.
Hate. It's a powerful word. We use it to rate that which threatens our values, our beliefs, our way of life.
Anyway, totally hate broccoli.
Anyway, totally hate broccoli.
If you leave your wife unattended at the airport they won't blow her up.
Which shows how little they know about terror.
Which shows how little they know about terror.
That ladder the wife is climbing is pretty old and rickety. Don't worry though. The fence is electrified. She won't escape.
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