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When I pack, I start with the easy things like pajamas, underwear, calculus, rocket science... Then I finally choose my clothes
Props to the cars that brake in front of me letting me know highway patrol is there
How life has been like lately:
Just saw a guy at the gym that was still rocking the CD player
Nobody said it was easy, they were too busy to be giving advice
I need a quiet place where I can go and talk to myself
... To study
For the past couple of years, I've been looking for myself. Turns out, I found myself a while ago, I just don't want to look for anyone else
People are afraid of what they do not understand
It's scary taking risks. Going into the unknown. We shall see what happens
We learn things from history and ask, "WHAT, HOW COULD SOMEONE ALLOW THIS?" And yet, we are reliving history and many are still silent
Walked into the psychiatric ward and was convinced that I was the crazy one
Man, some people got nerves! Haha, just kidding we all do
When you're having too much fun with bubble wrap and someone walks in...
Why do people take it so personally when I call their nectarine a peach?
Ambiguous words so you can guess if it's real
The grass is greenest where you water it
Interviewer: Knock like you would on someone's door.
Person: *really really annoying knock*
Interviewer: YOU'RE HIRED!
Man, why are some people so hateful?
People are complex and you're never going to completely understand all of someone. And the good news? They will never understand all of you.
One time, I had a joke in real life and I ended up laughing so hard I couldn't tell it. MOM, DON'T CLICK TWEETS IT MIGHT CAUSE A VIRUS.