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A deafening quietness lingers and everyone is pretending like it's not there.
So much motivation in potential, primarily because of our imagination
I have many "limited edition" instagram posts (the ones I have to delete after my mom calls with disapproval)
Not sure if webpage was loading or I was getting hypnotized
1. Take a 10 min. break
2. Intricately plan out how you're going to finish today's work tomorrow
3. Go back to wasting time
Sometimes all you can really say is "I know"... Because you were right all along and no one listened!
Let's all pretend we're still looking for ourselves and don't have time to find anybody else
My phone's acting weird, if I don't reply to your message it means I never got it... Or I don't want to talk to you
Things don't just happen when you "don't feel like it"
Yup. Don't care
Sears guy said he'll be here at 8:45... I have time to travel the world and come back, right?
I got you a turtleneck for your big head
That customer service woman should have paid me for that therapy session, I helped her more than she helped me
So why hasn't someone opened a place where you could go and dive in a pool of marshmallows?
Your trust hangs from a loose piece of thread on my favorite sweater
What have we become?
SUPER BOWL! Haha, just kidding, I have a test tomorrow
One time, I had a joke in real life and I ended up laughing so hard I couldn't tell it. MOM, DON'T CLICK TWEETS IT MIGHT CAUSE A VIRUS.