"L-o-v-e's just another word I'll never learn to pronounce"

Weird smells in public transportation from things and/or people #leaveitin2012

This is what frankenstein's monster must have felt like, poor thing

Men are good for three things: cooking, cleaning... And PENIS

My mom just told me that some people have asked her if i was goth O__O

@luciusbrave goddamnit yesterday was so fucking awesome! You're the first preact I've even seen that got everybody to party!

Omnomnomnom pic.twitter.com/ftsM17kx

So at the supermarket and the fat guy in front of me buys 20 eggs and 3 bottles of vinegar... O.o

@jstrcrws tests are for losers that are afraid to trust and just looking for an excuse to whine

@spasstiii http://t.co/RHe3jvmG

dreaming it, and if you dream it to the end and wake up in the morning, you actually remeber the whole dream and you're totally traumatised?

you know those dreams that really scare you and if you're lucky enough to wake up from it you make yourself stay awake so you can't continue

A dating site for apple fanboys and fangirls. No joke. http://j.mp/dseyI7

This week's just gonna be another countdown to the weekend

Welcome to my world http://tinyurl.com/ygzqvll

@burntheheretics avocadoshmado

Too much randomness to handle!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK6q9b57I0c&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

@thesarahkramer ERMAHGERD PERNTS!

Btw in case you wondered, which I'm sure you did, the mouse is (still) laying in front of our apartment....

@jstrcrws ermahgerd moving and packing!!! soooooon I will be so much more back