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Dear politicians, I did not call a presser to complain that the queue was long and disorganized. I waited. Do the same.
When I get into the pub, I always think, "Who are these weird drunkards" ... but when I'm leaving it feels like I'm abandoning my family.
#RudishaFacts Most people run like the wind. The wind runs like Rudisha
If u and him have chemistry but he has history with someone else, avoid biology with him. The math will get complex.
The arrogance of politicians! Can you imagine a new employee demanding a pay rise during orientation?
Ruto crying position activated. Loading tear ducts.... 50% complete. Please wait.
#RudishaFacts Rudisha does not chase women. He slowly walks after them to give them a fair chance.
Churches with super loud PA systems need to know the people who need to hear the sermon are already INSIDE the church.
Sitting in a class where your ex is teaching is what they call learning from your mistakes, right?
COME ON! Like you never did a bad joke!
Flowers + chocolate + dinner = Ksh 3000. Apology card = Ksh50. Fanya hesabu. Wachana na mpango wa valentine.
Shut up US citizens about your govt shut down. In Kenya, ours functions like its on shut down 24/7 and you don't see us whining.
I think we need to tally the minutes manually. IEBC seem to have problems with their electronic watches.
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