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When I get into the pub, I always think, "Who are these weird drunkards" ... but when I'm leaving it feels like I'm abandoning my family.
Dear politicians, I did not call a presser to complain that the queue was long and disorganized. I waited. Do the same.
Are you hungry? Here, have a burger. But you have to eat it within five seconds or I'm taking it back - Safaricom
I dont care whether its AlShabaab, MRC or the west trying to make the govt look bad. Govt should sort it out. We can have that debate later.
Relax guys. Relax. All is well. Ole Lenku is in charge. And if he fails, there are Presidential adverts.
I think the President needs another advert in army fatigues. The earlier one isn't scaring them enough.
#RudishaFacts Most people run like the wind. The wind runs like Rudisha
Hackers: We are anonymous!
Lenku: Mr. Anonymous is well known to the government. We'll release his second name shortly.
Mpeketoni: Network jam
Next: Terrorists blocked police on twitter so they were unable to DM them bullets.
The arrogance of politicians! Can you imagine a new employee demanding a pay rise during orientation?
If u and him have chemistry but he has history with someone else, avoid biology with him. The math will get complex.
Sorry, Mr. Politician. I won't ask you questions on social media because you just paid someone to sit there, answer and make you look good.
I'm good at pretending to be a geek. My clients are even better at pretending I'm good at it.
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