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Dear politicians, I did not call a presser to complain that the queue was long and disorganized. I waited. Do the same.
#RudishaFacts Most people run like the wind. The wind runs like Rudisha
The arrogance of politicians! Can you imagine a new employee demanding a pay rise during orientation?
If u and him have chemistry but he has history with someone else, avoid biology with him. The math will get complex.
Ruto crying position activated. Loading tear ducts.... 50% complete. Please wait.
#RudishaFacts Rudisha does not chase women. He slowly walks after them to give them a fair chance.
I think we need to tally the minutes manually. IEBC seem to have problems with their electronic watches.
Flowers + chocolate + dinner = Ksh 3000. Apology card = Ksh50. Fanya hesabu. Wachana na mpango wa valentine.
Being popular on twitter is a lot like getting the front seat in a mat. You'll feel all important but after the trip, bado mat sio yako.
Please Kibaki, call someone mavi ya kuku one last time.
#GamesToDescribeSex is trending? Oh, at least its trending alongside REASONS YOURE SINGLE
Can ALL politicians just STOP giving press conferences until the tallying is done? If you have evidence, table it where it matters.
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