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She drove a knife straight through my heart. So I drove a Volvo straight through her living room.
I just typed confucked instead of confused... I think I may have a fucking problem with saying the word fuck.
There is this thing called morning, and I would be completely ok with never seeing it again.
I want a black mini cooper, a tiny black car to compliment my giant white cock!
Why do people always say that people never change, but when asked why the relationship ended, u werent the person they fell in love with?
note to self, dont let someone who had just drank a half bottle of tequila cut your hair... Especially if said person is you...
When the bartender texts you and says he misses you, does that mean you have a drinking problem?
The end is never the end.
A new challenge awaits.
A test no man could be prepared for.
A new hell he must conquer and destroy.
My life is what I make it. I fuck up, I do stupid shit, and I have a great time doing it. Judge me if you want, I don't care.
