@rhodri once I took a guy back to mine. In bed he tickled me a lot (i'm very ticklish), I kicked him, he fell out of bed and broke his arm.

@sciencewitch my timeline was full of Dave Grohl love a min ago.. So looks like everyone was live tweet wanking ;)

@tinytwinks when I got home, he was there waiting, my "having" to walk was his fault so I pulled all the DVDs of the bookcase.

@tinytwinks after an argument so trivial I can't remember while out drinking, I left my bf and walked five miles home in the rain..

Brilliant! RT @rhodri: The best article ever to appear in the Daily Mail. @iamjamesward, you are a hero.  http://bit.ly/UmTqiY 

I am not in the mood  http://lockerz.com/s/253116986 

Actually burning anything now (chair) http://t.co/AldfKJ8B

Watching TDCC reminds me of @kellbellwiseowl and @nicholastdoyle last year. (I may be dancing around looking mental)

@garethaveyard have you seen this surprised koala? http://t.co/ZIZaub2l

Can someone in Manchester help out @helloimgary by giving him a bed or sofa or floor to sleep on? He's lovely

#FF @leegend90 @alexmoir @charlotte_faulk @kellbellwiseowl @sarahrwhittaker @velvet_grooves - lovely brilliant people! :)

@feeepers HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xx

Anyone done a "young Celine Dion" yet? #eurovision

@matthewpaulgray mine's a JAGERBOMB!

What do you mean DRUNK?  http://instagram.com/p/ZOIK5TGyJ-/ 

My mantra "I'm the bigger person, don't call him a condescending fucking cockwomble with no initiative, just be professional"

@ben_cameron as long as you didn't look in the naughty corner :)
I remember that dream because I woke up sighing, it was so lovely!

@ben_cameron that's fantastic! Oh I love that drawing :)

@ben_cameron @octoberjones perfect example.. pic.twitter.com/W5JQV328uW

@ben_cameron @octoberjones my dog's face usual face is "It wasn't me!"