unable to stop perceiving 'catholic' as 'person addicted to cats'

girl u put the baller in ballerina

she gives you a photo and says
"this is my son".
u scream bc u think her son is actually a photo
and she screams bc
she's only just realised

scatter my ashes on the internet

wow just remembered cats have dads

basically just looking for a girl who's interesting and into resting

the internet is basically like an internet cafe but without the cafe

['finding beautiful things'

vs

'finding things beautiful']

vs

['making beautiful things'

vs

'making things beautiful']

i can't wait to have a son and tell him "you're almost like a son to me" and then powerwalk away

he died how he lived: not wanting to die

what is the smallest octopus and how did it get to be so small

whitney houston just came on tv and my mum shouted "DEAD" and my dad shouted "DEAD"

i prefer hugging you to not hugging you even tho the category "not hugging you" contains an awful lot of things

REAL TRAP SHIT. ACTUAL TRAPS. PITS COVERED WITH LEAVES. FALLING CAGES DESIGNED FOR IMPRISONING HUMANS. SPECIAL SNARES FOR CAPTURING KIDS.

are moths weird or am i

girl ur like a drug 2 me (because i want u over the counter lol)

sex with shakira nightly

vs

sex with shaq, keira knightley

hi i saw you looking over at me from across the bar and i couldn't help noticing that here is a picture i'm holding of a very beautiful dog

1. ⠇⠕⠇ = lol /// 2. ⠓⠊ ⠓⠁⠞⠑⠗ = hi hater /// 3. ⠽⠕⠇⠕ = yolo /// 4. ⠅⠊⠉⠅⠋⠇⠊⠏ = kickflip /// 5. ⠃⠕⠕⠃⠵ = boobz /////// blind teens u r welcome

returned 2 space bar 2 escape
entered
it was out of ctrl
told a guy 2 shift
started a tab
said 2 cute alt girl
"bb do u come here f10?"