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Just watched a livestream of a friend's wedding. Now watching a livestream of a friend's WoW raid. The Internet is a strange & magical place
Christmas party at the zoo: My 2 year old niece screamed when she saw Santa then walked up to the snake handler and ask to hold the Boa.
Exactly 5 years ago today! (via @timehop) http://timehop.com/c/t:51ca49e09bd9198c4f04c140:07d58 …
I am not above using a buffet mule to smuggle bacon.
If hauntings are due to souls having unfinished business, my unfinished business would be the half eaten burrito in my fridge.
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, but they probably won't text you back either. (They don't have phones.) (Or thumbs.)
Whenever I see someone sneezing repeatedly, I'm tempted to grab them by the shoulders and yell at them to get their life together.
Running my first 10K today. Hope my 3 days of training pay off! Happy 4th of July everyone! And good luck to all the Peachtree Road Racers!
I just finished the first season of Game of Thrones. It's not bad for a show about a bunch of people whose heads fall off all the time.
I just met a dog with its own nanny. "Dog-nanny" is a thing now?
Today's score: Bales of hay-6 / Dead werewolves- 1 (Probably. I didn't get a good look at it.)
I like to play this game on my drive to work wherein I guess whether the thing on the side of the road is a bale of hay or a dead werewolf.
To this day when I hear the song "The Boys Are Back in Town" I still think they are singing about "Poison Paper Towels".
Put in my notice at work! Now I respond to all my emails with: "No, thank you", "Unsubscribe", or "Please remove me from your mailing list."
In the car yesterday my 2yr old niece asked "Does anyone have cheese?" & my sister in law handed her a piece. This is now my go-to question.
My sister (who rarely drinks) is drunk and we're at a karaoke bar and she just told the DJ that Van Morrison is Hootie and the Blowfish.