@cristianl's (Cristian Lorsson) most faved Tweets...
I was cleaning the keyboard and almost tweeted a string of random characters. Kind of like pocket texting, only sad on so many levels.
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Oh, there's a holiday for ghosts and none for drama queens. You guys, go to your fancy parties. I don't mind. I'll cry alone.
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Stared into the mirror, striking a flawless rich douchebag pose. Left the room wondering how it could be monetized.
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If Microsoft keeps their new business strategy of doing what Apple was doing roughly a decade before... oh, wait, now I get that 2012 thing.
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Sweet Holy Baby Jesus Filled With Nougat! To say the peanuts in this candy bar were past their prime would be a major understatement.
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The heat is killing me. It's mellowing me. Turning me into a Brazilian, which is kind of what I am. See — it's even making me admit it!
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I'm a little tired. If I had a job I'd be cursing my boss, the company, and their meetings.
Cursing myself is a lot less liberating.
Cursing myself is a lot less liberating.
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Don't they say atheists are preachy now? Alright. Let's get tax exemptions, and then start ballots banning religious people from marrying.
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So you may be wondering what's preventing me from tweeting my half-assed thoughts lately. I've been breeding unicorns for the black market.
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Adobe should add something like "Your work wasn't even that good, champ" to the crash reporter. Like that iPhone/Flash zany alert.
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So I was there thinking of how Photoshop was being quite reliable today. Then I activated a font and how you know how it goes. 2h work lost.
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@gblakeman Twitter is a stage where the limelight has a small aperture, a it's pointed at your worst feature. Vaudeville metaphors, oh my.
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