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I don't know if exercising is really helping me, because I just eat twice as much food, but I'm okay with that because TWICE AS MUCH FOOD.
I've decided to look up cool words, and tweet their definitions daily. Because I know how much you already don't want to be my friend.
You don't know what bed hair is, until you've been me. I woke up in a cocoon of myself and couldn't breathe for a second.
That awkward moment when you want to retweet someone, then you realize you've been on their timeline for an hour and the tweet is from 2009.
Baseball is nice. I ate nachos and just enjoyed myself. Perhaps I'll go to another game. That was pleasant.
So far, this day has lived up to its name. If I could get some Mexican food, it'll be closer to "Great Friday".
I'm in no mood to deal with school today.
"Why did the headless horseman never win a race?
He could never get ahead." -my baby brother. Getting him that joke book was a mistake.
I just saw a commercial for a competitive taxidermy show, and now I wonder why people want to visit the US. Go to Canada, people.
I can't sleep, so I'm playing 'Llama or Duck' on my phone. I feel like this is new low, and I haven't even done anything wrong.
Tonight I'm going to go home and do my homework early, so I can enjoy the Westminster Dog Show, and I'm not even a lonely middle-aged man.
Happy Birthday to Oprah and Adam Lambert! You will probably never be in the same sentence ever again.