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Running through Costco just now was just like running through a level of zombies. #cod
Just put in a solid 2 hours catching up on 25 hours of tweets. Put about 4 min into FB cause that shit is garbage. TwitFriends>RealFriends
Sometimes I just star a tweet instead or retweeting bc I don't want my followers to know how obnoxious I really am
in case u were wondering how tough i am, i percolate my coffee the John Wayne way
never leave ur prints on someone else's knife. i don't care who it is, wipe that weapon clean.
i know the deadline is in a 1/2 hour, but i feel like it's necessary to fuck w/ Shells right now
idk what these old fuckers don't understand. I'm not waiting for the phone to ring and i'm not gonna stop what i'm doing to answer it
how many born again, self proclaimed, broke, tax advisors have u encountered this season?
Had an extra 40 minutes to kill this morning. I got all of the resin out of my pieces but can't quite get this bit off my finger
am i wearing a sign that says tell me ur sob story?
idk how gmail in safari knew i meant to add and attachment, but it just saved me an embarrassment
Considering dedicating a line at the office w/ obnoxious waiting noise for callers we can't stand talking to
life, it's what u got and it's only what u make of it. Make it count, it's up to you
I saved a lot of $, bout 70%, on my auto insurance by dropping the Audi and just keeping the Ford.
Google needs to step up their reverse phone number look up. I'm trying to sell shit on Craigslist, not get stabbed and tortured
They're silver hairs. They come w knowledge and I'm full of knowledge. They are not to be confused w gray hairs, which are from being old.
the cards aren't worth a damn if you don't lay em down