Bravo, @tcraggs22: "Many years ago [a plutocrat] convinced the IRS that his franchise is basically a herd of cattle." http://t.co/h92sjbb

Tori Amos' "Boys for Pele" turns 15 today. Let's all celebrate by breast-feeding a pig.

Tracklist for new XX: Yawn / Naptime / Zzz / La Noche / Snuggle / Cold Side of the Pillow / Wake / Stretch / Starbucks

At what point does Meryl Streep just say fuck it, I'm going to play Churchill.

Caring about soccer RT @molly_knight: Is tossing a perfect game the hardest thing to pull off in sports? What's more difficult?

I love this MT @wonderlandmag: Some people on Twitter think Cher's dead because of #nowthatchersdead hashtag.

I understand that not *every* photo of my nephew can be a meme, but surely someone can do something with this? pic.twitter.com/OzsGQfX7

On Amy Winehouse http://t.co/P1CWdXf

Or just kill yourself RT @amazonmp3: Today only, get the Black Eyed Peas' latest album for just $3.99: http://amzn.to/eSaDAg

Feel-good mashup embedded in this mix: "F--- You" over Van Halen's "Jump". Obvious, and obviously great http://bit.ly/dGlfTN

A day in and the GENITALS BETRAY US headline just sits around waiting for someone to use it.

Lately I've been trying to figure out my favorite song on 'Channel Orange." I have it narrowed down to 15 tracks.

For a fun start to the day, approach the nearest subway escalator and shout “BRING ME TO THE SURFACE, MAGIC STAIRCASE.” In a British accent.

Part of me hopes Andy Rooney's still alive and that he comes back on 60 Minutes next week with his most serious complaint yet. #buriedalive

Wrote a screenplay about a boy who gets transported into the digital world of a test-grading machine. I call it "Scantron."

Anna Nicole Smith would have turned 45 today, had she not died and been reincarnated as Honey Boo-Boo.

21% of U.S. children live in families with incomes below federal poverty level RT @ninagarcia: Is grey the new black for next spring? #NYFW

I volunteer to be the guy who emasculates male gymnast pixies by helping them reach the high bar. There ya go, lil fella. Now do your tricks

"Do you enjoy floating and being gay? If so, we may have a suit for you." http://t.co/EYvuDkdT

I love this: two high school kids singing the Shins' "Gone for Good" for a class project. Simple and sweet. http://t.co/tRtulmP