Welcome to Australia, where we can't decide on anything! #aflgf

"She always speaks against us." Oh gee I fucking wonder why? Maybe because you do things like SHOOT KIDS who speak out. http://t.co/t7PezVIH

Wow, @smh. I'm a fan of using plain language when it comes to death, but this headline is really quite despicable. http://t.co/E7WzLIlU

Cats that look like pinup girls.  http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com 

Fuck organising books by colour. They should be organised by amusing title segues. http://t.co/OcLQaWfG http://t.co/i5Kxr10c

Dear protestors: if you're at a rally holding a banner stating "OUR DEMOCRACY IS DEAD", you're kind of missing the point.

Dear @juliagillard, please give a rational, logical, straightforward answer to why you're against same-sex marriage. Not "because reasons".

Haven't actually read article yet. Headline is awesome enough. 'Greek octopus forms coalition with dolphin's genitals'. http://t.co/kGPkXK93

LOSE. THE WORD IS LOSE. NOT LOOSE. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. STOP GETTING THIS WRONG PLEASE, BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER IT.

So great. http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5170876700/before-and-after-graffiti-wall-in-sydney

Oh @foxtel, you absolute bunch of Joffreys.  http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/freetard-freeforall-just-cause-foxtel-wont-compete-20130513-2jie1.html … (Psst: you won't be getting my money.)

"simple tips such as when you are in a car, always open the door with the hand furthest from it" http://t.co/VsdWISLo

So disgusted with the actions of @greenpeaceaustp. This is not acceptable behaviour — shame on you. http://bit.ly/q5PEPx

Pro-tip: If you actually "couldn't care less" about tragic news/high profile deaths, STFU. Don't tweet about how much you don't care.

If you would like to buy someone sewing lessons for Christmas, go here: http://bit.ly/en3gZS

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

'State Liberals propose privatising ABC, SBS' -  http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/political-news/state-liberals-propose-privatising-abc-sbs-20130521-2jz5d.html#poll …

Turns out my hard and fast rule to refuse knitting commissions melts in the face of making a jumpsuit for a little pet potbellied piggy. 🐷

.@kristian_silva I bet you're Super Proud of slut-shaming an individual nationally in a public forum. Well done! Wait, I meant the opposite.

$2000 and 54 hours to go... Buy some art, help me get to my target and prove my boyfriend wrong, people!  http://www.pozible.com/comeseemyetchings …

For everyone struggling with Christmas shopping, please consider pledging to my campaign. Art is the best gift.  http://www.pozible.com/comeseemyetchings …