I never actually realised how much it hurt when someone who's supposed to be close to you is disinterested when you need them the most.

@_ollyriley or you know,stop being a judgemental prick and accept people for who they are or how they like themselves to be? hmm

Someone should invent the endless cup of tea.

Proud of Cher Lloyd? Did she finally give up "singing"?

Thank you for putting (8) at the end of your status to let me know it was a lyric. For a bit there I thought you HAD heard I was a wild one

James can't pronounce "pudding" properly yet and I think I'm going to hell for laughing at a two year old shouting "want poon"

The term "British accent" makes me raging because there is a different accent in every single fucking city in Britain

Wish I hated people in the cute quirky way rather than wanting to rip their faces off & hang their skulls up like trophies

I don't understand how people can look at children and think anything other than the need to take care of them and protect them.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at sluts

I honestly cannot wait to have my own place where I can have things the way I want them and not have people complain

So happy I passed my driving test!

Stop the Ugandan Homosexuality Bill!  http://action.amnesty.org.uk/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=1194&ea.campaign.id=17703&utm_source=Email&utm_medium=mass_email&utm_campaign=LGBT&utm_content=uganda_button1 … #AmnestyInternational #LGBT

Tulisa being classy pic.twitter.com/fgGJMAliEc

Genuinely referred to someone as the "human embodiment of an infected vagina" while texting Frank, no harsh or anything

If you have a spare 11 minutes to watch radical Christians get their arse handed to them then watch this.  http://mashable.com/2012/12/18/russell-brand-westboro-baptist-church/ …

"STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS EVERYBODY SCREAMING PEDOOOOOOOOOO" HAHAHAHAHHAA

I don't understand people who say this presidential election doesn't affect them. America is the most influential country in the world.

If you genuinely like the music why do you have to validate it over twitter CONSTANTLY like no one gives a flying cow fuck

Junkie sluts shouting at us in the cinema haha, "that must have been corton vales day out" is Roslyn's quote of the night