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Literally lol at anyone thinking they can scare our community. We already had to be gay teenagers. Nothing is scarier than that.
"Mmm yes thank you I definitely know what to do with this" - when they hand me a hot towel on a plane
Half of Congress doesn't believe in science. That's always fun to see. Well, no need to worry because-- [washed away by tsunami]
If we go under 50 Peter Pan adaptations per year, the bus will explode.
I'm not convinced Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal have ever spoken to each other
I was thinking about how Satan tricks people by interpreting their wishes literally and suddenly realized that Satan is Amelia Bedelia.
I dress conservatively and part my hair severely, so yes, I'll visit your grandma and pretend to be her prom date who died in the war.
Y Tu Mozart Tambien. Is that something?
Did you know Macklemore threw the first brick at Stonewall?
Your 90s nostalgia will not slow the reaper's scythe.
Jennifer Lawrence has received more Oscar nominations in her 20s than any black actress has received in a lifetime 😒
I don't tolerate friends who self-deprecate. I like you! Stop insulting my taste in people.
MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Karaoke for gay bars but instead of songs it's Best Actress acceptance speeches
"But I forgot to thank that barista who smiled at me! I forgot to thank the birds in the trees!" - Anne Hathaway in handcuffs backstage
Writer for The Mindy Project. Equal parts Brian Boitano and Elaine Stritch. I'm young and I love to be young.
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