#MeAndYouCantDate if you don't understand the grammar error in this hash tag.

I should probably go to sleep soon for my beauty sleep. Jk I'm always beautiful

My magic brings Voldemort to the yard, and I'm like, that's hurting my scar.

Glad you're keeping tabs on me. #GetOverIt

True wisdom “@gayathomedad: Turn your workout into a twerkout.”

I had a dream last night that I went to Costa Rica again just for funsies but I got stuck in Miami so I just partied…

@oheymax Sam talking about you all the time makes me wanna be your best friend

I am soo tired of these guys from my past randomly coming back into my life and wanting something. move on

We're sitting in the dark... Watching a loop of a fireplace video... Listening to Christmas music... In September.

I can't believe I haven't listened to "Me, Myself, and I" in weeks! what does this MEAN

guess I'm about to be obsessed with Azaelia Banks

I DIDN'T GET NO FUCKIN' SLEEP 'CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME

LOOKING AT MY MYSPACE, LOTION IN HIS HAND. WHEN HE LOOK AT YOU, HE BE THINKIN ABOUT ME. TAKE YOUR BENZ BACK, BITCH, NOW I GOT THE KEY

I say everything that @shitgirlssay posts... What does this mean?!

RT @shitgirlssay: This has been such a stressful year.

Florida seems to be a scary place to live in right now.

You know those people who have realllly serious faces? And it's physically impossible for them to appear amused?

I don't remember eating there today. “@faithers15: Literally saw the most perfect human today at Transmet.”

This girl next to me is so orange that I'm afraid her fake tan is going to run off and stain my jeans.

If I have nothing else to make me happy, I have my friends and I am lucky enough to have my education.