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If at first you don't succeed, see what's on Netflix.
I blame a lot of my anxiety on Chuckie Finster.
Just got audibly excited to have snot coming out of my other nostril.
I'm really into antidisestablishmentarianist pop punk.
"I'll be on my suit and TIE Fighter." - Jek Tono Porkins
THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO, OK.
When a man loves a woman, he wears her skin like a bodysuit.
Rt if you so drunk you tweeting with your left eye closed.
If I had a nickel for every time I didn't care about five cents I'd be way more financially responsible.
Hey what age was I supposed to start genuinely giving a shit?
I love boobs, and I love the internet, but if only there were some way to combine the two...
I was Time's Person of the Year in 2006. I now work at Funny Or Die.