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@heatphoenix RT @uberfacts In 1999, Pokémon was the second most searched for topic on the internet -- The first was pornography.

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Wait, this Mantis thing isn't a forum?!

Achievement unlocked: subconscious bug finding and reporting RT @schoentoon @csrakowski Funny how you found a bug with that tweet.

If you can say that as well, you can be a good developer too. RT @schoentoon Yes I'm a performance whore.

When you can say "What the hell was that guy thinking" and "How did this even produce probable results this long", you can be a developer.

#hacking #fail http://t.co/LaB6gbcN (CC:@schoentoon)

@securitytube Added another tracker, add "http://tracker.kokelnet.de/announce.php" manually or download the torrent again and import it.

HAHA RT @mikkohypponen: This xkcd still cracks me up after all these years... http://xkcd.com/570/ [cartoon]

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@_joviann_ Btw, did you check out RT @slashdot: Katamari Hack For Chrome (and Compatible Browsers) http://bit.ly/hQw4pu