@nintendocashbox Your Twitter is like the diary of serial killer. It's very interesting to browse through.

@nintendocashbox Your Twitter is basically the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson if he was able to tweet.

@ghostmeow don't let the dream die.

I think if I could wish any fictional character into existence, it'd be @lauradern 's character in Enlightened.

I was just creeping through my old LiveJournal account. It's strange how much you eventually forget about your own life.

@nintendocashbox We need to catch up soon! Dad life is good. Very busy, but rewarding at the same time.

Chocolate ganache, hibachi & Flight w/ Denzel Washington. #ValentinesDay

@nintendocashbox I feel like this tweet will one day find its way onto the Nancy Grace show as evidence.

@nintendocashbox I say we all make new LJ accounts and relive the old days.

My new favorite thing is watching @andersoncooper get exhausted with the human race on his Twitter reply feed.

Sometimes I just feel like rolling through a school zone blasting Wu-Tang Clan at full volume. #IfYaWantBeefThenBringTheRuckus

Cooler weather makes me want to write furiously while drinking something warm. I need to make some time for that.

@ghostmeow You're like the RZA of Twitter.

@shadowsauce OH MY GOD... DRONE STRIKE! DWOOOOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP!

Why is everyone talking about @anncoulter like she's important?

Can we hurry up and build the Matrix so I can just plug my brain into the Internet and sleep for the rest of my life?

It's officially October 1st, which means I have a month to see exactly how many horror movies I can watch in my free time.