Oh no! After running http://t.co/vH1vHoz1 for over 9 months on our shitty @archos_us 7 Home Tablet, it finally crashed. http://t.co/mPjW3OCp

My new year's resolution: 640x480. Because it's the year of Linux on the desktop and my video card still isn't supported.

Hey Wisconsin: don't forget to vote today! This one is important! #wiunion

I'm rather amused that Slashdot freetards are finally realizing that Apple was right regarding Flash in iOS: http://t.co/JSVtSKz

New York Times is reporting: "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable"

<sam> java.syndromes.AbstractSyndromeImplFactory.getStockholmSyndrome().instance()

The secret to successfully pilling a cat is to toss the pill as far back in their throat as possible on the first try. It's all in the wrist

Thought of the day: Fuck Spreadsheets.

Wow the new @gawker sites are BAD. I miss old @jalopnik, the one I could navigate WITHOUT my mouse.

It is officially snowing INSIDE my apartment.

Advanced > Get Album Artwork.

Welp. @sendgrid continues to be a terrible company.

I think I hate computers.

@pensandpaws there's @altonbrown's twitter account on your computer. He's clearly intoxicated, it's pretty hilarious.

@smartcarusa to be fair that's pretty cheap for a lease. Still having trouble moving your shitty cars? Have you tried a Diesel?

OH: "Porn has more bass than you'd think."

Water main break at 21st and Ashland. I have no water! #pilsen #chicago

Fuck this game. It's too addicting. http://t.co/0bwqNQ3W #tinytower

this is what you get for having a silly-sounding surname. “@wxwill: Whoa, good morning. http://t.co/tMtc7Nwt”

Was going to go bowling. Decided to maybe not go bowling. If you want to go bowling, convince me to go bowling. #bowling