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I spend 8hours a day working alone in a quiet and sterile environment. Being alone with just my thoughts is tough.
"VLC plays everything. I once put a potato chip in my disc drive and it played it" "What did it play?" "Chip tunes"
I was just reminded that I drunkenly flipped shit on a bro type person outside of the underground bar when he said he hates science.
Me: "I'd like to use a personal vacation day on April 20th". Boss: "Just one day? Why?" Me: "It's personal".
Today is such a beautiful day to play minecraft inside.
Mom said if I get a tattoo she’d get the same thing to try and persuade me to not get one. The only time I’ve considered getting “Satan 666”
Determined to teach Obama how to dougie.
Got a second shout out for being able to grow a wicked beard. All is well in the world
Ohmahgawd homemade cruchwrap supremest. Thank you George Foreman!
Ya know what feels amazing? Walking into class knowing you’re going to kick the shit out of a test that everybody is dreading.
Despite being 10 years younger than my roommates... Most days I'm convinced I'm 10 years older than them.
Guess I'll go buy more snacks. Seems like a good idea to me.
*buy a bunch of snacks* *eat a bunch of snacks* Oh dammit I forgot about smoking!
I think it's safe to say that the biggest motivator in my life is food. I'll put in a solid day of work for a home cooked meal.
I got up and sat down beside her and said, "hey, I can't help but notice you're being a bit of a bitch". My first day back to school, folks.
I'm a grown ass nigga.
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