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My pussy ran off. I've been calling all my neighbors to tell them my pussy is loose, they just say they already knew ;)
Holy fuck, sometimes you just want to look at someone & tell them - please don't smile
Ever look at somebody and they gave your asshole a cramp? ;)
If I dont get a retweet I'll go masturbate !!!!!!!!!
Working out .... glass to mouth .... whiskey curl ; )
Midgets should walk around with 1 of those sucky dildos on their head- they'd get alot more action !!!
It's way 2 early for happy texts from my neighbor,I bet she didn't get choked during angry makeup sex. Wtf his timing is so off ;)
I think this computer has a mind of its' own, that's good cause I lost mine a long time ago ;)
Wow the news just reported cops busted local brothel. I wonder if that was after they got their nut. ;)
I wish my phone said "fuuuuuuuuck" instead of droid..... ; )
Masturbation is the best !!!!!!!!!!
Life gives u boobs .... By fuck play with em !!!!!!!!!
Happy sperm donation day fuckers !!!!!
Yall make my morning better .... just fucking saying .....
I'm an asshole !!!!!
I'm calling my mom.... gonna tell her about all u sick fucks . She's gonna say I top the list ; ) She's so proud !!!
Happy Dixie Girl With Issues... So Go Fuck Yourself!