Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Mike Slive is probably strutting past the bars and emphatically pointing at his crotch right now.
Someone told me they thought I was Tina Fey for a second. My life is complete.
I would feel incredibly awkward making a Lent joke. But if I didn't, I would make one about Bruce Chen giving up home runs.
Today is "Tell a Red Sox fan to 'Suck it'" Day. #Royals
The only reason the Duggars have more kids is so they can reproduce with the Holt kids and create their own congressional district.
Just saw the guy who works at my favorite burrito place filling up his car at the gas station. I freaked out. Burrito guy got too real.
Blough job. Wait, what are we supposed to be talking about?
Just saw a class of middle-school kids in court. That's like the worst field trip ever. I don't enjoy court, and I'm *paid* to go.
I'm confused. I didn't realize BrokenBatSingle was still a thing.
It's that time in the afternoon when work is still happening, but all I want to do is google pictures of puppies.