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If you ever see me suddenly cringe my face and shake my head out of nowhere, it's because I just remembered an interaction I had with a boy.
Someone venmo me some Cadbury's mini eggs
Hot local singles in my area? We'll see about that.
*cancels all local kickball leagues*
Only time I get offended by something on TV is when I'm expected to believe that anyone has an opinion about a particular local news team
Cop: do you know how fast you were going?
Cop: like 180 please step out of the car Id like you to teach my son about being a man
At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting.