@curlycomedy either you're wearing those wrong or there's some new hipster style I'm just not up on...

@curlycomedy Perfect for 'bad hair days', too!

Yes, I'm listeNO I'M NOT A BABY WEARING ONE OF THOSE CAB DRIVER HATS SMILED AND WAVED AT ME.

@curlycomedy naturally funk-metal. But I ran out of characters

Whoa, check out who works in this office building I'm in!!! She was always so smart. Glad she's doing well! pic.twitter.com/onDMrEHkjJ

@curlycomedy whoa. Smart stuff, there.

Very proud of my Critic's Choice Award nom. But I SINCERELY want Molly Shannon to win in my category. 'Cuz she crushed on ENLIGHTENED.

“@curlycomedy: Lost a friend today (he wrote, "HBD" on my Facebook wall).”
Hoagies Be Damned?

Not sure if I feel more like a truck rolled over me or like I WANT a truck to roll over me. Either way, it's awesome.

It must be so awkward when cops who work in the Canine Unit have to go home to their "real" dogs at night.

Hang on, let me put my earbuds in. Now, tell me about your day.

@curlycomedy @prodigalsam I actually prefer this photo. pic.twitter.com/S1Wzjg0CST

@curlycomedy Ha! hetero but dabbles

@curlycomedy Humid but delectable?

Lolol that was a lazy friendship “@curlycomedy: Lost a friend today (he wrote, "HBD" on my Facebook wall).”

@curlycomedy Can't put that phone down....

@curlycomedy Right - me too, probably

Me, too... ...probably... RT @curlycomedy: My new catchphrase is, "Me too, probably."

"Oh. It's just Boyan."  http://instagram.com/p/ZoPu5BIKU8/ 

@curlycomedy Mine as well, perhaps.