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My dad just just said he was gonna put a second TV in his room to the side of his bed for when he gets tired of laying on his back.
"Han Solo. Do you take Princess Leia to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I now pronounce you Han Duo."
There's nothing more attractive than someone who uses the resources they have to achieve exactly what they want in life.
There must be food somewhere! With all supplies exhausted, I realise I've little time left. Perhaps the Friends of Twitter can assist?
RIP Grumpy Cat. Congress, pass reasonable crossbow legislation NOW.
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