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One of the most important milestones in every comic's career is "surpassing me professionally."
Wish you were her.
I'm at a weird age! Glorpity-two! Literally what is happening to my body? Why am I still here? Is this vibrating matter? What are colors?
It's one thing to name your son 'Stud,' but naming him 'Studs' is tantamount to wishing away potential grandchildren
Go ahead and add the "hip hop BBQ" station to your Pandora and thank me later.
I feel so powerless without electricity.
People love being looked at in a searching manner, my research has not found
You put the terrible driver in fast lane.
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