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Yes, officer. You heard me. That monster was chewing gum on the treadmill.
I guess I'll live-tweet this flight in my notebook and then post 50 things all at once when I land.
Bad Pickup lines: 1) I think I can walk now. 2) please help me. 3) wanna get a bite to eat in my debt collectors car?
Everybody hates planes. Babies are honest about it.
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