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thanks for giving up your life for our dining pleasure, turkeys
I'm thankful I got to see the Carolina Panthers play football in unitards.
Gravy is meat lotion.
Saw an ad that Arby's is open on Thanksgiving and it made me sad in ways and depths I may never come to terms with.
I love giving people directions. It gives me a sense of purpose. Truth be told I dunno where I'm sendin these people, but it just feels good
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