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I'm meeting @reneenrebold in Vegas on the way to Tennessee. Don't worry we don't have enough time to get married I already checked
i think theraflu is really just hot gatorade. im going to save my money next time and just buy a 20 ounce blue crush then steam it.
"if you do that your head will blow up!" can keep a four year old from doing just about anything.
im going to start judging everything on a smile scale, if it makes me smile more it must be better. chocolate cake > scabs
summer starts off mildly hot then gets really hot then goes back to mildly hot kinda like a girl i knew in high school named summer
I hate the term "pumping your milk" and i wish the tv would stop saying it.
told all the japanese kids harry dies in the last book apparently they didnt know yet. tears mean its the perfect time to talk about jesus.
i was a hero today when i put a fire out in a restaurant. i would have been more of hero if i hadn't started it.
the new harlem shakes is really fun. comparable to the kind of fun you would have if you rode a leprechaun to a pot luck dinner.
trying to figure out how such a small woman could have such huge hands... maybe i dont really want to know.
jason called and wants to take me to ice cream. i asked him why he asked me on a man date to which he replied why are you afraid to love me?
listening to all the song that have a blank in the play count column. this way i dont get distracted by lyrics i know.
it worked this morning i found ten walnuts in the back of my truck... LORD OF THE CROWS.
crow keeps dropping a nut in the street im gonna catch it crack it open eat it and yell "THATS WHAT THUMBS ARE FOR NOW BRING ME ANOTHER !!!"
i wish the somali pirates were on twitter cause then i could follow them and know when they were about to attack, then save the day.
i fear the dark and all that dwells in it. but i love sailing sun up or sun down.
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