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There is no need to communicate verbally in our home now that we have Twitter
Is it just me or is this the longest Monday EVER
I like to carry random items in my purse just in case someone asks me to play Let's Make a Deal
I need that medication with the side effects that make you gamble, steal & have sex for my restless leg syndrome STAT
Around here you get your tweets stolen before you even get a chance to type them out
Don"t you hate when you almost miss your bus cause you're so busy sexting your husband
My dog just puked up her first grass of the season, spring has sprung
This morning I was given the following work instructions to start a project
Step 1: Don't start crying
This donut is stale, my hot chocolate is too hot ~ Me having a Goldilocks moment
Don't try to run I can keep up with you
Me: ...that was when I was young & full of spunk.
He: Young & full of spunk, that sounds like a porn title.
A Werewolf in Washington is really bad, Dean Stockwell you should have bought all the copies from Walmart before I was subjected to one
Excellent I don't have to answer the phones this afternoon more time to tweet :P
You can't ride a dog like a horse, they don't like it.
So just wonderin' how you get those rainbow corners for your avi?
By having sex with a gay avi or what?
Twitter, no one is Similar to M.
A very good friend of mine told me something the other day & I believe it to be true, we're here for a good time not a long time
I'm a binge tweeter
Suppose I accidentally got my shit together.
Born and Prairie Raised in Saskatoon, SK, need I say more. All opinions expressed are my own.