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There is no need to communicate verbally in our home now that we have Twitter
I like to carry random items in my purse just in case someone asks me to play Let's Make a Deal
I need that medication with the side effects that make you gamble, steal & have sex for my restless leg syndrome STAT
Is it just me or is this the longest Monday EVER
Don"t you hate when you almost miss your bus cause you're so busy sexting your husband
Around here you get your tweets stolen before you even get a chance to type them out
This morning I was given the following work instructions to start a project
Step 1: Don't start crying
My dog just puked up her first grass of the season, spring has sprung
Me: ...that was when I was young & full of spunk.
He: Young & full of spunk, that sounds like a porn title.
Are there Hot Russian Groom sites? Asking for a friend.
It's Hump Day or for us single folk it's Wing Wednesday, either way....get some today.
This donut is stale, my hot chocolate is too hot ~ Me having a Goldilocks moment
Dear Mother Nature, quick question for you. Are you going through menopause?
Don't try to run I can keep up with you
A Werewolf in Washington is really bad, Dean Stockwell you should have bought all the copies from Walmart before I was subjected to one
Excellent I don't have to answer the phones this afternoon more time to tweet :P
You can't ride a dog like a horse, they don't like it.
So just wonderin' how you get those rainbow corners for your avi?
By having sex with a gay avi or what?
Happiness is....remembering you have leftover chicken wings in the fridge.
Born and Prairie Raised in Saskatoon, SK, need I say more. All opinions expressed are my own.
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