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There is no need to communicate verbally in our home now that we have Twitter
Is it just me or is this the longest Monday EVER
I need that medication with the side effects that make you gamble, steal & have sex for my restless leg syndrome STAT
I like to carry random items in my purse just in case someone asks me to play Let's Make a Deal
Around here you get your tweets stolen before you even get a chance to type them out
Don"t you hate when you almost miss your bus cause you're so busy sexting your husband
This morning I was given the following work instructions to start a project
Step 1: Don't start crying
This donut is stale, my hot chocolate is too hot ~ Me having a Goldilocks moment
A Werewolf in Washington is really bad, Dean Stockwell you should have bought all the copies from Walmart before I was subjected to one
Excellent I don't have to answer the phones this afternoon more time to tweet :P
Don't try to run I can keep up with you
Me: ...that was when I was young & full of spunk.
He: Young & full of spunk, that sounds like a porn title.
So just wonderin' how you get those rainbow corners for your avi?
By having sex with a gay avi or what?
A very good friend of mine told me something the other day & I believe it to be true, we're here for a good time not a long time
I'm a binge tweeter
Suppose I accidentally got my shit together.
Why steal tweets, RT them idiots, we are all one disfunctional family & know you aren't clever enough to come up with that yourself
St. Patty's day, the one day a year I hang out with my snake & raise a glass in honour of her ancestors, who were forced out of Ireland.
A friend of mine can't drive right now but really really wants cheese cake, does anyone know who will deliver me I mean her some #yeg
Got my mittens, they are on a string. Pretty sure I will still lose one.
Born and Prairie Raised in Saskatoon, SK, need I say more.