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I like talking about how hungry I am, what I'm going to eat, how good my food is while I'm eating and poking my food baby when I'm done.
Sometimes I get so mad at how slow my phone is that I want to destroy it with an obscene amount of violence.
Even though they get in the way and I hate them, my boobs are awesome.
Is that dude with the fake dead girlfriend playing in this game?
"My boyfriend's like a trampoline. … I don't have a trampoline."
Hey guys, remember when I said I didn't know whether to vomit or poop or cry? Well, I just got my period sooooo that clears that up.
WHEN IS VOTING OVER? TODAY HAS BEEN AWFUL. VOTERS, YOU HAVE RUINED THE INTERNET.
The friend I'm with wont let me dance like Axel Rose even though Paradise City is playing. My dreams are CRUSHED.
I hope everyone continues to post photos of what they got for Valentine's Day.
This must be like what it feels to be poor on Christmas.
McDonald's employee name is Wawa.
Why am I just now finding out about Myrtle Manor on TLC?
I really fucking hate award shows.