Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm the best looking person here, like, um, by a lot.
LOVE ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! FAVORITE ME! RETWEET ME! #FF ME!
and send me dirty pics please.
My cat just got his head stuck in an empty kleenex box and freaked out. I didn't film it because it turns out I am not a terrible person
My Sharona is a great song to do chores to - especially if you only plan on doing chores for 3 min, 45 seconds
You'd think I'd have more followers given the size of my tits. #giantboobs
LOVE ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! RETWEET ME! FAVORITE ME! and send me dirty pics.
I lost two followers after the kosher vag tweet. Good riddance anti-semites!
If your girlfriend reads your Twitterfeed and gets upset, it's not going to work out.
Who wants to be my twitter boyfriend? You can be gay, it doesn't matter.
Surrounded by her closeted gay entourage, Bachmann quits the race just as she began it.