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so Charlie Sheen has tigerblood? good for him. I have Magic Johnson blood.
i'm more fun than a negative pregnancy test
i can/can't believe i'm on myspace at 3am
I like sitting in the VIP rooms of bars because if makes me feel more at home(sitting on a couch drinking)
Here's a song. It's called "And I Am Telling You I Wanna Lick Your Pussy."
detroit mich i love u
My insecurities could eat me alive LOLOL jk jk
Just saw a girl get a lawn mower stuck in a ditch which proves attractive females are only good for two things
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY MID-30S FOLLOWERS THO THO
does anyone have justin biebers phone number
does anyone have drakes phone number
Why did a porn bot just follow me? What did I say?
Obligatory election post
We are the permanent new wave of comedy so watch out! Podcast with @AnaKGjonaj coming soon! Bye!