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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
"In this same office, firing you." Best possible answer to the "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question.
Guy: "Give me 3 packs of condoms please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that sir?" Guy: "Nah, she is not that ugly."
"Time is honey." - bees
I need to start washing my hands like this http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa28c3184d311a6c513f186f3a0ed96d/tumblr_mk5vf9yi291qzpsuoo1_400.gif …
I make websites. Other keywords: geek, photographer, self-proclaimed dyslexic. Also, sarcasm.