@d_rivera's (Dennis Rivera) most faved Tweets...
Priuses should come with a deck of playing cards that can be put in the spokes so you can hear those things coming.
Oh hey, I just realized I passed 1,000 tweets. Thanks all for listening to me tweet about the same 10 topics100 times each.
Wanna do something scary? Calculate how many more Mondays you have to face before you can even think about retiring.
Parents, BEFORE your kids are old enough to go to college, please teach them NOT to stand in the middle of the street whilst on their cell.
Butterflies are in my stomach, the cat's got my tongue after chasing the frog down my throat, and I have a banana in my ear. What a day!
You, group of runners, you need to settle down. There is no, NO reason to be doing any physical activity today.
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