OH: 5 star cronjob. would run again.

don't know where that method goes? put a Utils on it.

@pm @jack merchants, look at your card processing. now back to mine. I'm using square. I'm on a horse.

what you want is to be notified in app that beethoven has released new music at least once a week.

this chrome tab has been in our family for generations. i bequeath it to you; keep it safe.

just opened rdio. blind.

OH: 'now where did i leave my magic scaling sprinkles? --@nk'
http://twitpic.com/vnbb7

current status:  http://i.imgur.com/Yv5eszc.gif 

upcoming birthday request:  http://i.imgur.com/ZLCCx7G.jpg 

 http://tasvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13489 …

wow.

embiggen. yup.  http://i.imgur.com/f8dnf.jpg 

OH: do you have cherry vodka?
No.
What flavors do you have?
vodka.

#protip don't catch your exceptions. that's what the other engineers are for.

OH: in node, you can write a perfect program in 3 minutes. if it takes more than five, it's gonna suck.

I'm having dinner next to a conversation built from a markov-model of hacker news comments.

grep for ':(' and javascript files show up. not a coincidence.

reading youarenotsosmart.com is mental masturbation; when finishing an article you close your eyes and think things will change. they won't.

aggressive-passive: way better than the other way around. "I'm so f-ing ambivalent!"

current status: http://twitpic.com/y4wdp

OH: I woke up to the ding-ding noise of the gas station.