Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
a lot of 3 zone transfers will be expiring in a holding cell tonight...
Watched a guy struggle for 10 mins to put his dreads in a ponytail so he could get his fedora on...
The first human centipede was just a party at Elton John's house
Did you know if you say "shandyman" 3 times in the mirror, Remy Shand will appear and sing you to death?
Tom Whalen, America's first Twitter baby
Tonight at work I asked a guy where he wanted to sit & he said "this is my feng shui zone" & pulled a crystal out & rubbed it. Not joking
Spent 20 mins checking out a dude who ended up riding away on a fucking UNICYCLE.
Someone just glared at me for smoking on the street so I told them to move to Vancouver
Big sale on pussy tuxedos at la senza. Perfect for any formal occasion
Imagine if you took a giant dump out of your front and it was screaming and then it started calling you mom?
Being obsessed with health and wanting to die is a weird, confusing combo
I just counseled someone I work with into giving his gf a rim job for vday
Hell is other people's cologne
Is murder still illegal?
Patrick Bateman morning routine in full effect
EATING FOOD IS NOT A HOBBY #foodies
I have the murderous rage
A man showed me his herpes and asked me on a date when I was on a smoke break at work :(