Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My phone's autocorrect changes "bae" to "bar" & that's just my life.
"Wife me up" is a funny joke until someone wants to wife you up... then it feels more like a threat.
I have the personality and attitude of a toddler when I don't get enough sleep. Don't talk to me, don't look at me & the answer is NO.
If you think that sex is the only way to get attention, I sincerely suggest you surround yourself with a higher class of friends.
I hate getting the VS catalogue... I just want to buy every single thing in it. OMG.
I motion to ban 12 year olds from Twitter. There should be a "She's fucking 12." option on the 'Report' menu.
For your own sake, their sake, & their future teachers' sake.... DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILDREN.
If you can't talk porn with your friends, they're not your friends.
N*SYNC. IS. ON.
If you aren't freaking out, YOU CANNOT SIT WITH US.
I don't really trust anyone. Not even myself.
NO I DO NOT WANT TO EVER ADD MY MOTHERFUCKING LOCATION TO MY MOTHERFUCKING TWEETS.
FYI: Orgasms are not birthday "presents"... You should get daily orgasms regardless.
PSA: No one on Twitter opens your Instagram links.
There's no such thing as "Pre-Med", dumbass. You're a Biology major praying that a med school will overlook your shitty GPA & let you in.
I prefer to cry in my car and I don't know why. I would rather cry alone while driving than anywhere else.