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#1: 'The Great Gatsby' looks like a two hour Heineken commercial.
#1: The only thing more impressive than my accomplishments is my résumé.
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”—Marcus Aurelius
#1: Right now is the oldest you've ever been & the youngest you'll ever be again.
#2: Fuck you and your valedictorian clichés.
Enough of that now, I promise to tweet something about vaginas or something again soon.
We're withdrawing from #Afghanistan. Just don't ask what we have to show for it. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/15/world/middleeast/afghan-withdrawals-main-hurdle-getting-gear-out.html …
“I am thankful to all those who said no to me. It’s because of them I did it myself.”—Wayne W. Dyer
Speak with your ACTIONS today: “I'll let the racket do the talking.”—John McEnroe