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Assumptions people make if you don't immediately reply to a text:
1) You hate them
2) You died
479) You're driving lawfully
Few people motivate us as strongly as those who don't believe in us.
I've never been more jealous that I'm not a cast member of a live TV event
*paddles by on canoe* Its the year of Luigiiii
There is a live musical on TV and everyone is unironically enjoying it. This is better than Christmas.
Just when I thought I couldn't love American Horror Story any more Jessica Lange starts rhapsodizing about Levon Helm
Would've been more useful if this justification for majoring in musical theatre came BEFORE Thanksgiving.
UPDATE: I still love this.
Nelson Mandela, but also, me.
80s synth-pop done bluegrass-country style, just like the Nazis hated.
The disparity between Carrie Underwood, singer, and Carrie Underwood, actress, is almost unbelievable. They should let her sing every line.
I just caught 5 minutes of SOML before going out, but I can already tell Marta is pwning the joint.
This is the first time I've live tweeted and live texted my mom about the same thing.
I can't "prove" it, but most unsolved murders in California were committed by members of The Eagles.
Uber, except for hot air balloons.
I'm always in the mood for Van Morrison. ✋ always. ❤️💔
I've never played Assassin's Creed but I assume the final boss is your dad telling you to get the hoodie out of your damn face.