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Words that are fun to repeat in the dark: riboflavin, Luftwaffe, gingivitis.
I spent too much time wondering if there's an actual premise to the lyrics of the theme from Grease.
This way to the egress, new followers.
It's like the shoe tree got its name while they were having a word shortage.
What cis bullshit can I get up to today?
Ashes on your forehead is a beautiful display of your faith AND totally fucking ridiculous.
Ash Wednesday is a religious thing. Remember not to laugh.
Now that we're just white guys left, can we talk about The Shins?
Those girls who got ditched by the Bang Bus in 2003 probably got home, right? There was never any follow up.
Do I have to see Frozen to find out why all the characters are smirking like smug pieces-of-shit?
In a text, tried to call a woman I know DAWG and it came out DOWAGER
Things I like despite their impact on my anxiety: caffeine, leaving the house, anything by Philip Glass.
Syntax problems in that last tweet are gonna cost me some stars.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.