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"Okay, if I sink this free throw I run for president." --Biden this weekend probably
Making Burgess Meredith penguin noises instead of getting up.
I had an hour plus subway ride today that would send a lesser straphanger out to the country to grow beets in a rage.
Ever clicked a bullshit time-sucking link knowing full well you know dick about Aeschylus?
Be prepared. Leave a drone-fighting broom by the front door for fighting drones.
I don't want to have opinions anymore. Oh, and I also want to think I've had a vacation on Mars.
Man. Little kids have some fucking ugly suitcases.
I dunno, being buried alive sounds really relaxing tbh
Imagine being called a social justice warrior like it's supposed to be a bad thing.
Knew my anxiety meds were working when the farmer's market lavender lady was all "that is NOT a sample" and I was like whoops big deal.
Getting crunk on a Thursday night listening to my boy Miklos Rozsa's Ben-Hur score.
Do you guys think Nicki Minaj would like me?
Not caring that you're getting older means you are way old.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
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