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Grand Jury? Okay Jury tops. On a good day. Shitty Jury.
My angel says "How can that be?" And my devil laughs "Racism!"
I'm so bad at falling asleep sometimes I think maybe I'll just "accidentally" bump my head on something.
Drinkin' at the airport.
Can't sleep. Gonna watch British people tweet for a while.
Disney characters overact. There. Feels good to say that.
Imagine playing video games and hating women.
When people post a cute picture of a cat in a car I'm like HA BUT SERIOUSLY FOR ITS OWN SAFETY IT SHOULD BE IN A CARRIER DONT HATE ME HA HA
Spock clearly has a cold in this episode.
Saw sad pigs in cages on the TV and I'll probably have an orange for breakfast tomorrow. Or some, I dunno, bulgur wheat sadmeal.
Goddammit, iTunes. (Repost every six months or so.)
Can't wait to tell the family I'm thankful for afrobeat.
I never feel more useful then when my cat meows and I open the curtains so she can get up on the sill and look out.
Instagram is how I find out ex-girlfriends have kids now. I'm gonna leave that as stark as it sounds.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.