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Just finished up all the rice I made for dinner. Sssssomebody stop me! Ha ha. Thanksgiving hashtag.
Watching a British show and I'm like ooo that guy was a Tully and that guy was a Lannister this'll be good
HEADLINE: We ranked these things from best to worst
ME: Good for you.
If you hate the new atheists you can still be an old atheist.
Columbo just wandered into a belly dancing class ha ha I can't sleep ha ha
My R2-D2 is a cat.
The US is Canada's Goofus.
Happy Monday. Good luck effacing the self.
Trump supporters responding to my tweets are usually bald-faced racists. Heck of a time to be an American.
Remember when we shot Paula Dean into space for 1/10th of the shit Trump says?
I wonder what kind of self-designed military uniform President Trump will wear when the fascist dictatorship begins.
My landlord's answering machine is hack.
I'm drunk and watching Columbo and looking for a freaky wife.
I'd give up all my intelligence, wit, various talents and animal machismo just to be able to sleep a normal 8 hour night.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
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