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Nice try, Netflix's Marco Polo.
Accidentally did my second most popular tweet of all time tonight, going to bed with twin babes and a giant check from favstar.fm. Night.
I wanna be chill but if you use an apostrophe to pluralize a word, fuck you where you breathe.
White people wearing "I CAN BREATHE" t-shirts? Thanks for being so stupid you don't realize you're inversely making THE EXACT SAME POINT.
The Hobbit: Another Three Hours and That's It We Promise (PG-13)
I bet we all mispronounce "chimp" until the end of time, huh? Ha ha. We're great.
Maybe Serial didn't have easy answers but at least it got us all thinking about Mail Chimp.
An authentic state lottery commercial would be a beleaguered high school dropout muttering "shit" and throwing the ticket in the gutter.
It's pathetic that people gain so much weight around the holidays, he said, biting the head off his fifth breakfast gingerbread man.
Got an email that said I wasn't hammy enough for Vine. :(
I never want my Twitter bio to include "Mom."
I'm sorry, I can't be friends with any more Amys or Matts right now.
Still plenty of shopping days left for one of your Facebook friends to notice Baby It's Cold Outside is rapey for the first time.
X-Mas is racing up faster than I'd like. If I don't pay attention I feel like it could suddenly happen tonight.
No more news until 2015 please. Thank you.
The end of Serial leaves me with many questions. They're all "What's the deal with Jay?"
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.