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If R2-D2 dies in this movie so help me I will flood Hollywood with its own blood and offal.
Met my neighbor and was like "Hi, you may have heard me at all hours cussing at autocorrect."
Halloween costume web sites are catfishing us.
SERIOUS SCIENCE QUESTION: if you smelled something long and deep enough would it eventually disappear?
Trigger warning: Monday.
People aren't putting people in "the hot seat" enough.
Things I Almost Did Today: bought pocket squares online
Your roller derby name is a microaggression.
I was in no way doing a bit when I heard myself say to the cat: "Oh, you're so soft. It's arresting!"
In ten minutes I'll be toddling down Avenue U singing "Three Little Maids" if you want someone to mug.
What you up to?
"I'm at a live music concert."
Oh okay. Post like 5-10 pictures of the stage from your remove so I can feel nothing.
Cucumbers killed 3 people this month and they were recalled. If they were guns they'd still be on sale and proudly brandished on Facebook.
I'm one of those libtards that thinks we need stricter gun control derp derp derp. No literally. Like Australia derp derp derp.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
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