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Gotta find some Black Santa cards to really freak out the folks back home.
If the store is out of the natural/herbal supplement you use, just buy whatever they have and pretend that works too.
What in your experience leads you to believe Godzilla will be anything but a gigantic radioactive turd?
The bad guys are still winning and getting rich. Good morning.
No one ever answered my "What's Chingy?" question.
I'm not liking your photo on the thing cuz I liked it already on the other thing.
INTERESTS: a little something called respect for others, Linda.
We've been losing the War on Christmas since two weeks before Halloween.
He didn't think "dickhouse" was a good enough putdown. Whatever, dickhouse.
Which one of us in this relationship is Robert Krulwich?
Not many white people took a swing at Mandela's middle name last week.
JESUS I'M SORRY I HEARTED SOME BOOBS ON TUMBLR
Not one of you dickwads told me I did a tweet with a typo in it. I quit.
Steal from corporations and eat rich, white people. NO SERIOUSLY
When I am El Supremo, I will de-wobble the nation's tables.
NASA missed a trick not making them shuttles out of whatever gave us Tippi Hedren.
Julie Andrews once said she loved my name so no I won't be sullying myself with all of you tonight.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.