Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Realizing I have a Peaky Blinders costume in my regular wardrobe after I spent $100 on mailing myself a mad scientist labcoat. Dammit.
At a bar. A kid is here. Everything's messed up.
You'll know I've transcended into Godhood when all advertising everywhere blackens like the Ark's crate swastika.
Marie Curie died for us.
Get to know me. I will call a commercial an asshole.
When America makes their own version of a British TV show, they know the original is already in English, right?
Like these haters never rode a Hammacher Schlemmer hovercraft to the market.
Almost 4,500 people have died of Ebola this year. An average of 36,000 people die each year from the flu. Stop watching TV.
Watching a documentary about a genius and thinking "wish I was a genius."
An Ebola Czar is a dumb idea but a great name for a wizard.
We all feel weird about how "brooch" is spelled, right?
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.