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It's ageist that I just had to buy candy.
I swear to God this holiday is the best.
Reading your tweets like "welp, I signed up for this."
So relieved to be off work and too tired to pursue my dreams.
Why are credit card companies figuring out zippier ways for us to buy things? What do they get out of it?
If you see Michael Che today, tell him to smile.
In NY I walk with purpose, a scowl, and my headphones in. If 100 dudes said hi to me I'd be furious.
I'll only be shocked by Apple news when they announce you can delete the Stocks app.
I wonder if the woman on my relaxation app is chesty.
Car alarm going off outside. Thank goodness. Silence was breaking into that car all day.
I have a new tab open but nowhere to go.
Proud of Harlem for not rioting when the Globetrotters win.
Imagine being able to fold up inside a plastic crate and turn yourself off. I would so do that.
I will be closed on Thanksgiving for the good PR.
Shame on women for pointing out how unsafe they feel.
There's a bird out my window that sounds like a news graphic and I hate him.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.