Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Leaked" is such a nice way to say "stolen by an immoral creep."
Instead of an anti-rape nail polish, how about anti-rape straws sponsored by Bud Light or Bacardi? Women shouldn't have to foot the bill.
At a deli where the Nicki Minaj video is on. Everyone's blushing.
I want addresses from everyone who starred that last one.
If I moved upstate to a barn to paint and I got off the grid, would you guys write me letters?
iTunes is shit. They're all asleep at the switch over there since ol' no-belt packed it in.
Just heard myself say to the cat, "Our lives are pretty empty, aren't they? Aren't they?"
I liked Obama's suit. Haters.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.