Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You shouldn't have to watch commercials to be informed about your world. I have no fix for this, but the practice feels poisonous.
I wish I was more talented than attractive, but oh well -- that's my curse!
Are you a crazy person having a conversation with another crazy person? Hold it! Save that shit for the bus!
Is it only Tuesday? Christ. If you need me I'll be on the floor with my little trains.
Martha Graham said I shouldn't censor my tweets. Kind of.
You can't join the Merchant Marines if you're over 25. What a ripoff.
My life started going downhill when I didn't join the Merchant Marines.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.