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Do you set down your empty shopping basket with the handles leaning in so the next basket can't be stacked inside? See you in hell, creep.
Thought experiment: what possible game could I have which would steal away a DJ's girlfriend.
Sorry for eyeballing your dessert tray.
You can tell who watches a lot of TV because their idea of current events is the stupidest.
I don't think that song from Frozen is that good.
Dancing to Little Richard for the cat. She fucking hates it.
News time! Rich dicks are still winning. Fuck you. Up next, an Easter DOG? We'll tell you about it after these ads punch you in the face.
Jaywalking is a bullshit crime invented 100 years ago by automobile industry lobbyists but amazingly this cop isn't interested.
Googling recipes for one.
I didn't think I was THAT classist until I caught myself gleefully setting a Google alert for Park Avenue suicides.
There's a fine line between looking stylish and help-I-hate-myself-and-I-am-a-sarcastic-parody-of-an-identity.
I love these 99 cent store matches because you never know in which direction the flaming matchhead will shoot off. Eyes? Maybe!
Be the change you need for the laundromat.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.