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The correct response to "nerdgasm" is always "oh grow the fuck up and do something about your low paint-by-number standards."
My new thing is to blindly shout "shut the fuck up" out the window at any and all horn honks. I am a New York crazy person at last.
Sad to read the fat guy blogs swearing off Game of Thrones because of uncalled for violence against fat guys.
Ooo, fireworks. Or, you know, probably ISIS.
Is the Shipping Forecast available as a podcast?
The fan I keep on constantly for white noise has died in the night. Please be quiet during this difficult time.
Just dropped my phone on my face. Welp, good night.
My cat has the swollen physique of a tick, coloring like a root beer float and the breath of a Chinese fish market sewer drain. I love her.
I'd only want a kid to show them great old movies and TV shows and heck I can just do that with a really young girlfriend.
Shouting "don't do it!" to a bird outside trying to eat a gummi worm.
When reached for comment President Orangutan made kissyfaces and did a floppy clap
Twitter advice. Suck up gently and patiently to the people you follow, shun the people who follow you like they were guinea worm.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
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