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It's great to get outside and see how everyone is less sweaty than I am.
I saw a bulldog puppy and immediately floated away to heaven.
My version of Broad City would be me wandering the city alone frowning at things, smiling at silent thoughts and boozing with my cat.
I am binge-watching episodes of QI in solidarity with my British friends and not because I am anxious and depressed.
I read the news today oh shit
We live in truly numbnutzian times.
I'm so sorry, Britain. I am so so sorry.
Deciding not to be interesting is the most interesting thing I've done lately. Unfollows welcome.
Sometimes I fantasize about death but what I really need is sleep.
Couple of fucking Joffreys. https://twitter.com/scatacomb/status/661933557300989952 …
It's a good night for Triscuits.
If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
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